My wife asked me to talk dirty to her.

So I said "Dishes. Laundry. Oven."

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What is the preferred fabric pattern of rooftop statues?

Gargyle!

2. What do you call an ad for fireworks?

A spark plug!

3. What do you call a fake colour?

A pigment of your imagination.

4. Tinder is completely useless, and I don’t have a single match.

If I don’t find another way to start a campfire tonight, I’ll freeze to death.

5. A Poem with a Dad Joke Spirit

"Don't ever grow old," the centenarian said As he stood (and popped both of his knees); His intent may be pure, but I'm pretty sure That the cure is worse than the disease.

6. What do you call a Nation full of drunkards?

Hallucination.

7. What’s the name of the anime about the war on Thanos’s home planet?

Attack on Titan

8. What’s the best way to catch an elephant.

Dig a deep hole and fill it with ashes. Put bananas around the edge to lure the elephant, then hide. When the elephant comes to eat the bananas, you sneak up behind it and kick it in the ashhole.

9. Did you hear about Mike Tyson auditioned to be in a Marvel movie?

After they rehearsed a few fight scenes he got banged up and kept saying "I'm Thor"

10. How did Jesus get such sick abs?

Cross Fit

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